.yourmom

.yourmom is an esoteric programming language that transpiles to clean C code. Features quantum superposition variables, Heisenberg non-deterministic variables, Schrödinger conditionals, and 8 native numeric types disguised as joke syntax.

Syntax Overview

Programs are built using custom compiler primitives:

your_mom_is_so_fat(weight = 100);
if_your_mom_was_here {
    print("Schrödinger Conditional Met");
}

Compilation

yourmom build main.ym -o main
./main